Mike leach gives dating advice
POLL BUSTERS: The Cougars have a chance to finish the regular season unbeaten against Top 25 opponents. “You’ll see some big old people thundering down the bowling alley tossing balls.” ____ More AP college football: and https://twitter.com/AP_Top25 (Copyright 2017 The Associated Press. FOR THE fourth-straight Pac-12 media day, Washington State's Mike Leach came away as the star of the show.And you’re going to get caught in a catch-22 — and I’m certain that you already have — and that catch-22 is, ‘Well I want you to be a part of this too, so, what color invitations? “You need to find excuses that they’ll buy to be as far out of harm’s way as you possibly can,” Leach said, in closing.’ ‘Alright, the blue ones.’ ‘Well I kind of like the tan ones’ — ‘OK the tan ones, then.’ ‘Oh, you’re just saying that because you want this overwith, you’re not even thinking about it.’ Which is, of course, true. Watch above, via the (now surely petrified) groom-to-be, Mike Stefansson.“I wish you a very happy marriage, and I’m sure you’ll have one,” Leach told Stefansson.“But I’m just telling you, when it comes to marriages, the women. Their mind.” The highlight — and the whole thing was fantastic — but the highlight was a sequence beginning at the 20-second mark in which the coach ran through the litany of questions Stefansson can expect to receive.“But he’s strong enough to hold up.” The combination of the two “gives you a fastball/change-up quality,” Leach said. He leads the Pac-12 with 21.5 tackles for loss and 9.5 sacks.
Washington is a nine-point favorite to win the Apple Cup in Seattle. TURKEY AND TEN-PINS: Washington State will hold a traditional Thanksgiving feast at a bowling alley in Pullman.The entire exchange is below, starting at the 5-minute, 25-second mark.And that’s the just the latest routine episode of interviews with Leach.’ ‘I don’t care.’ ‘Should we seat this this way, or that that way? A win there would send Washington State to a major bowl game.‘I don’t care.’ But see, ‘I don’t care’ is not satisfactory at all. But none of that matters when there’s life advice to be doled out.