Famous quotes about internet dating
- Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - Yasmine Bleeth If people waited to know each other before they were married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated. Somerset Maugham Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money.
A lot of people would be confused as to why I invited them up here then asked them to leave, not you. [spins the gun in his hands as he goes back to the bench, sits down and places the gun next to him]June: No, no, perhaps I'm not making myself clear. If that doesn't convince you, well, then, maybe you just don't deserve to get what you want. [goes round and sees that Jen's laptop is infested with malware] What the- what's all that crap!?
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And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. Revenge, that would be uppermost on my mind: "I'm going to wee on everything. I'm going to strain my personal potatoes throughout her premises."Moss: [Chasing teenage bullies around the park, with Douglas' grandfather's revolver] I got a gun!
Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. Jen: With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. Maurice Moss: Well, if someone called me a "big, ugly builder", I'd be furious - and not just because I'm actually an IT consultant.
She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported. [The old woman on the advert twists her ankle and falls down stairs, gets up and falls down second flight of stairs before picking up her phone and trying to dial 999] From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing! You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! TV Advert Narrator: [Voicing an Emergency Services advert] Has this ever happened to you? That's [number is repeated in similar style whilst the old woman dials the number and waits]Moss: [dialing] 0115... "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal.